Saturday, January 2, 2010

Other People's Words.

...And thoughts about famous people. I know I've said it before, but I REALLY think I'd be a good VH1 countdown host. I have got to be one of about five people in the United States who actually cares about such ridiculous things. So, here are some quotes that made it into my Facebook over 2009 (lucky devils), and things about the people who said them that I thought it necessary to comment about.

1/21 Christine Hammond hates to betray previous loyalties, but REALLY hates mario lopez.

1/23 Christine Hammond is FAR too connected to her television shows.

2/6 Christine Hammond Thinks if Michael Phelps wants to smoke weed and swim fast, it's his prerogative.

2/20 Christine Hammond "it takes some work to make it work, it takes some good to make it hurt, it takes some bad for satisfaction"

5/1 Christine Hammond looking on, she sings the songs. the words she knows, the tune she hums.

5/6 Christine Hammond made you a present... it's sexual and violent.

5/7 Christine Hammond really, manny?

5/19 Christine Hammond really wants to be at the center of a reality dating show so she can make people eat eyeballs in the name of love.

5/20 Christine Hammond *effing hates ronald belisario.

6/4 Christine Hammond thinks if cole hamels or jason werth were to, i don't know, get hit by a meteor, she wouldn't be too disappointed.

6/11 Christine Hammond maybe there's a god above, but all i ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out drew ya.

6/25 Christine Hammond michael jackson and farrah fawcett... today is a bad day for pop culture.

6/30 Christine Hammond is slightly offended that facebook is trying to capitalize on michael jackson's death... on the other hand, the glass ornament with a picture of him in the center is stunning.

7/1 Christine Hammond i say i want you, and you don't believe me. you say you want me, but i've got my doubts.

7/4 Christine Hammond loves gilbert blythe.

7/11 Christine Hammond some people want to fill the world with silly love songs. well what's wrong with that? i'd like to know.

7/27 Christine Hammond thinks if she hears "i'm yours" by jason mraz 1 more time, she'll shoot herself in the face. she's also not sure how she feels about her statuses always being in the 3rd person.

7/29 Christine Hammond just remembered that john stamos was part of the beach boys. haha.

7/29 Christine Hammond the eric clapton unplugged album is so good it offends me.

8/10 Christine Hammond "if it's a broken part replace it, if it's a broken bone then brace it, if it's a broken heart then face it"... brilliant.

8/11 Christine Hammond apparently there's a reality show about pawnshops and the owner's son is named big hoss. michael now has a new nickname.

8/17 Christine Hammond thinks u2 is overrated. in a big way.

8/20 Christine Hammond thinks naming your child milton bradley past the conception of monopoly is an all-around stupid idea.

8/25 Christine Hammond jury's in: 1234 by the plain white tees is, in fact, the worst song of all time.

8/27 Christine Hammond "The problem with people who have no vices is that you can be sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues"

9/23 Christine Hammond In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, "Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me and I'm dead." Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion, you're dead.

10/6 Christine Hammond thinks jay leno is the late night television equivalent to brett favre. just. go. away.

10/21 Christine Hammond dear manny, i'll buy you the steroids if you can get this back to l.a... thanks in advance.

10/21 Christine Hammond Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains.

10/23 Christine Hammond isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?

10/27 Christine Hammond doesn't care much about basketball, but shaq and labron on the cavs bear a striking resemblance to the monstars from space jam. i hope they accidentally step on a human being.

10/28 Christine Hammond "you know, they say you're either a beatles person or a creed person" "yea, i don't think anyone says that"

12/1 Christine Hammond every day of my life is like pawn stars. except replace the really cool stuff with junk people find in their garages and decorative plates.

12/19 Christine Hammond mr. t is the spokesman for world of warcraft. man, i wish i was a fly on the wall during that think tank.

12/19 Christine Hammond thinks she loves music so much because it's the only thing that can stay exactly the same but still evoke something different every time you hear it.

12/27 Christine Hammond is watching obsessed. rule number one: don't mess with beyonce.

12/28 Christine Hammond today, what i'm most thankful for is 8 hours of anything but christmas music.

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